Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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