two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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