420 ftw
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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