i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He? As in you personified your dick?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize
