You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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