Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.

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(407): View more from Florida

I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like

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(248): View more from Michigan

spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar

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(205): View more from Alabama

You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.

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(620): View more from Kansas

YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!

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