its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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