we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
