? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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