I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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