Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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