sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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