i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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