ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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