Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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