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• (850): View more from Florida

  Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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  I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.

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  I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.

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• (858): View more from California

  Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot

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  lets call myth busters

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...

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• (310): View more from California

  I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.

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