am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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