I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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