She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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