his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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