I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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