Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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