Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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