So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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