I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
