if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
