She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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