if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
should my penis look like a turkey
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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