Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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