I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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