I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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