WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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