Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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