these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
what if I'm pregnant?
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Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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