i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!