what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize
