he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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