Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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