I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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