Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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