so that wasnt chicken after all
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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