butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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