I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think your dad took our porno
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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