I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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