meet me or not, i'm out of control
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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