its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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