that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We are all done wearing pants today
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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