Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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