Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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