16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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