you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
