I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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