We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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