none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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