he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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