Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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