Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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